I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Randomize
