Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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