Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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