You're completely useless in the revolution.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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