So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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