she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he shaved USA in his pubs
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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