i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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