fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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