You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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