i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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