I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
