You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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