we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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