so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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