I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My vagina just clenched in fear
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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