careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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