; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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