So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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