The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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