I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Welp...herpes.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You pole danced in your parka.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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