Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Randomize
