Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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