You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just had sex on a roof
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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