that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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