she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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