I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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