I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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