We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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