this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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