talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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