you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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