is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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