That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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