I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
