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I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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