matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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