question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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