The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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