i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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