This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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