So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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