apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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