On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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