I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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