Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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