I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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