white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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