Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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