she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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