is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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