if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We left the knife in your bed.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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