Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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