Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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