what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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